Editor-in-Chief: Sonya LaRae
Editor: Nile Harper
Article by: Sonya LaRae-Certified Lifestyle/Relationship Coach, Certified Image Consultant, Fashion/Style Journalist
Photographs: Bravo TV
Hello LaPazions, it’s super busy around here and you know we got you covered on your RHOP review. We’re going to get right into this episode- which by the way I have to tell you I honestly thought we finally will be getting something to keep us from having to super glue our eye open.
This week we saw Karen and Gizelle going to find out about flight lessons for Karen Yup, you read that correctly Karen aka Ursula has decided that since she is going to be and empty nest-er she will now go and get her pilots license-Why?? Does she not know what happened with John Kennedy Jr? Karen, seriously get your life and do something that will raise awareness for a cause or champion for a charity, but flying lessons aren’t the answer: I have to say the craziest part of this thing with Karen had to be when she pulls this bottle of water (just a bottle of water she had at home) stated she prayed over it and now its holy water and she proceeded to sprinkle well pour her bottle water on the plane. Can you say NUT JOB?
Ashley meets up with Katie at the park with her brew, which are basically doing what they do best, which is having mini tantrums and meltdowns and Katie looking like a deer caught in headlights. Ashley decides to tell Katie that she has Google all the ladies (Hello duh, you don’t tell people you’ve done this), then if that isn’t bad enough she then starts telling Katie, that Robyn and Juan are having financial problems and filed bankruptcy and has like $25.00 in their account. Seriously Ashley, you want to be in so bad that you felt the need to start gossiping about another one of the ladies in the little circle. Please-we will see how this all will work because, as you know the snake Katie stated she’ll wait to talk crap behind Ashley’s back:
Charrisse has her dear friend Renee come over to visit and stated the kids will be in NJ with Eddie their father and then, she started to tear up some, she admitted to Renee that things aren’t in a good place with Eddie and me, and that it’s basically she is the mistress to his “job” and they don’t talk nor do they see each other. I found myself feeling bad for her because, no matter what she married him and has been faithful and raised healthy loving children and supported him in his dreams and ventures and now she is left feeling lonely, empty and unappreciated: Okay, so Gizelle and her ex-husband came together with their daughters I guess for a visit or social outing and I’m about to give some shade, but not trying to be shady. Did Jamal seem a little “How you doing?” It could have been just me, but they had a good time laughing giving each other some shade, but having a good time:
Katie-I almost don’t even know where to start with this hot mess of a woman. Seriously, this girl is so desperate that it’s just such and embarrassment to not only Katie, but her family. The last time we saw Katie she and Andrew was lying across the bed and he said to her that she was being too aggressive and just pushing the marriage thing like a coal miner. Now moving into this week we don’t see Andrew, but there is Katie stating “she knows Andrew loves her an that he fixes everything and fixed everything when she was getting divorced.” Katie, then introduces us to her nanny, which she then tells us she’s (the nanny) is a lesbian and how much she supports and loves the LGB community. Whatever!! She decides that she is going to take it upon herself to redecorate “Andrews” town-home this bobblehead renovates this man’s house without his approval. She is just going to force him to take her, but unfortunately once he is sick and tired of playing house he’s going to kick her narrow butt to the curb:
Between all of this was some other boring stuff from Charrisse being scared to stay at home alone Karen call says she’ll come over and call the girls, which Katie and Gizelle show up. That is when Katie feels the need to spill her guts that Ashley has googled all the ladies and then tells them about, what Ashley stated about Robyn. Really she couldn’t call Robyn to let her know instead she felt the need to stir the pot. Oh and Katie stated at the girls get together that she swims in both sides of the pond and she likes it:
Andrew finally comes home from his business trip or whatever and Katie states well, if he isn’t going to take me on his trips I’m going to have to just change the house around. GROW UP!!! Urrrggghh. I swear I feel like I lose valuable brain cells watching Katie (side note: Katie uses sex with Andrew to get the things she wants). Andrew is truly unhappy with all the changes and the paint colors and extra room for the nanny. He states “I’m not happy and this was such and aggressive move.” It’s like you can hear her hammering the nails into the proverbial casket… Finally the party. Thought we never get here..
As everyone is getting ready to attend The Big Kitty Birthday bash. Gizelle calls Robyn and tells her about Ashley googling her an bring up her financial issues of course Robyn is hot and says that this “little girl” is thirsty and stated “she will address this issue when she sees her.” Everyone is arriving and looking cute Karen and her husband, Charrisse and her friend Renee, Gizelle then Katie and Andrew. Seriously these two meaning Katie and Andrew are in a full on make out session at the birthday party and acting like two horny teenagers. It was so disgusting that you only want to throw up or just gouge your eyes out. I have a little something to bring up. You can say I’m throwing shade, but this just is something interesting… We see Katie week in and week out and know what she looks like on a regular basis, but riddle me this why when she went to the NAACP Awards we didn’t recognize her at all: And now this is Katie for the NAACP AWARDS:
I’m sorry, but I just wanted to know what exactly she was trying to do? I mean we love the natural look and celebrate all women, but to me this isn’t something you just pull out your back pocket when it is convenient.
Anyway, Robyn address Ashley and states this is such old news its last year and Ashley says “Robyn do things like this clear up so quickly?” Girl, you want this woman to slap you with her shoe? I honestly cannot say that she didn’t do this to be shady, but she apologized and just wanted to move pass this and try to become friends and give respect. Robyn word to the wise keep one eye on the little minx, and don’t be fooled by sweet words and innocence..
Well let’s all hope that next week will bring more than this week. You know we cannot wait to hear your feedback and tell us who you feel is authentic?
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